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Excuse me. Come on, ma 'am. Listen, ma
'am. Please don't make this speak any

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harder than it is.

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All right. Please have a seat, please.

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Please have a seat.

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All right.

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I'm sure you know why I brought you back
here. I have no idea why you brought me

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back here.

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So, when you attempted to make your
purchase at the counter and your credit

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was declined...

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Bill. Okay, well, that's fine, but you
can't just walk out of the store with

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the merchandise.

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You have to pay for it first.

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I wasn't trying to do it.

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Well, clearly that's what you did.

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No.

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This isn't right.

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Go ahead and...

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Can you explain this? It still has the
tag on it.

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Well, that's because they just got it.

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But you didn't pay for it.

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I didn't pay for it. That's the issue.

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But you didn't. You can't just walk out
of the store without purchasing the

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material.

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You know how often I've talked here?
Like, this isn't an issue.

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Absolutely an issue, man.

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I mean, again,

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you're nice. Are your hands clean?

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Do you have, like, hand sanitizer or
anything?

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My hands are perfectly clean now.

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Every one of these bags have stolen
merchandise. When you walk out of the

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without paying, that's... What?

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What? What do you... What do you... Move
your sunglasses, please.

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I mean, you're wearing the items
without... No, that came from home.

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You have tags on them from home.

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Yeah. I must have just forgotten to take
it off.

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From our store.

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I told you I shop here all the time. So
if I scan this barcode, it's going to

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come back. You purchased these glasses.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. We'll find that out.

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We will certainly find that out.

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I mean, with the amount of items that
you have here, clearly this has

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to a felony.

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Yes. Without question.

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All was a mistake.

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A mistake was made on your part.

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Certainly.

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All right.

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Do you hand me your purse, please?

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This is my purse.

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Right, right, right.

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You're going to have to set that off to
the side. I'm not going to touch it.

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Right there.

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Like, I was at the register trying to
pay for everything. It's not my fault

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your dumb cashier didn't want to ring me
out.

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But they rang you up, your card was
declined, and then you just walked out

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the store with all the merchandise.

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No, I was trying to pay for it. If I was
trying to steal it, I wouldn't have

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gone to the register.

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Okay, let me ask you this.

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Do you possibly have another card that
you could charge for this? No, that's my

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main card. That's the card that my
husband gives me. Do you have cash?

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Who has cash?

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Oh, it's so dirty.

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Okay, you see the issue here.

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All right, ma 'am, listen.

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Being that I found...

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our merchandise, which is obviously not
paid for, on your persons, I'm going to

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have to ask you to stand up, and I'm
just going to have to do a scan on you

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quick. It's non -obtrusive, just a scan.

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Pick up for any other items.

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I don't have any other items.

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That's not necessary.

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We'll find that out soon enough, ma 'am.
Could you please stand up, please?

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I really don't think this is necessary.

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Ma 'am, do you want me to call the
police? No, we don't need to do that.

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All right, because that's my next option
here.

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You don't need my husband to worry about
anything else. He's still busy.

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Okay, well, if you could please stand
up.

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Fine. This won't take long. I'll let you
do your little search.

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All right. Come over here.

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Can you put your arms out, please?

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Yeah.

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I

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told

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you.

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Well, you hold all that.

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So, could you please remove your scarf?

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Fine.

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Be careful with that. It's expensive.

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Yeah, I know. I know it came from our
store.

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I'm just going to slowly go through your
hair just to make sure you don't have

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any items.

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Like, why are you touching me?

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Well, obviously you have items on you.

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My scanner has picked up other RF tags
on you, so... I don't think this is,

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like... At this point, this is
escalating to a strip search.

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So, I'm going to have to ask you...
Strip search?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, it's either that or I call
the police.

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Do your little part.

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Whatever you have to do.

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Please be careful.

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Of course.

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All right. Put your arms up, please.

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All right.

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If you could remove your top, please.

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Really? I don't think I can.

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It's absolutely not fair.

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Again, the bra, it's obviously, it came
from the store. If

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you want to cover yourself, that's fine.
I told you, I shop here all the time.

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Right, right. I'm going to need to
remove this to check underneath.

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Excuse me.

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Uh -huh.

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That's what I thought.

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Okay. Yeah, so obviously I picked up
some other R .I .P. tags as well.

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I'm going to need to remove your skirt,
please.

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All right, ma 'am. I'm going to need to
conduct the scriptures now.

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So,

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you just... Really?

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Yeah, you have some cavities that I need
to look at.

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So, I tell you what. Why don't you go
ahead and take your gloves off for me

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we'll start there.

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Really? Even the gloves?

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Even the gloves.

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You could be hiding things inside those
for all I know.

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I thought you were married. Where's your
ring?

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I just, I take it off sometimes when I
wash my hands.

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Okay. I need you to bend over for me,
please.

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I really don't think this is necessary.
Oh, this is absolutely necessary.

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I know you don't have anything.

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Hey, could you put your leg up there,
please?

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Just, just, yeah, yeah. What?

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Yeah, just, just ever so gently. There
you go.

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Are we done here yet?

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Oh, we're not done yet.

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Like, how long are you going to keep me
here?

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As long as it takes to complete my
investigation, ma 'am.

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What are you doing?

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I'm just being thorough.

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That's all.

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Really?

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So I'm having a hard time seeing you.
Could you please go ahead and grab this

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cheek right here?

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What? Yeah, I need your assistance.

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There you go.

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I can't believe I'm doing this.

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Okay, well, that seems to be clean.
Please have a seat for me.

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Alright, well, so, it shouldn't be clean
there.

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We still have the issue of all this
merchandise that you've taken.

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You left our store without paying for
it.

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Just a misunderstanding.

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You can misunderstand things all you
want, ma 'am. That is retail theft.

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So, I guess we have two options. One,
you call the police, get a felony put on

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your record, call your husband.

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Necessary. No. What's the other option?
It's not really necessary.

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The other option is maybe we can come to
an agreement.

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What I'm proposing is that if you

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help get me off, I can let you off.

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You're not being serious.

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I'm being completely serious.

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I mean, the other option is jail time
and a felony on your record. So you're

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saying if I help you take care of you,
then you'll, like, nothing, I don't get

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any charges?

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You can walk right out of here.

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My husband doesn't have to find out? Not
a thing.

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Completely free.

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You promise?

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Gals honor.

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I mean, I guess they could do that.

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Yeah.

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I don't want to go to jail.

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No, nobody wants to go to jail.

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They're not very kind to pretty little
girls like you in jail.

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So, should we have an agreement?

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Yeah.

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As long as you don't call the police.
And my husband can't, no.

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Not a chance.

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Okay. I guess we have an agreement then.

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Okay. Just go ahead and... Just go right
down there.

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So I just have to do this?

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And then, you know, maybe a little bit
with your mouth too.

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Yeah.

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Mm -hmm.

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All right.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, we're going to have you out of here
in no time.

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I do have an appointment.

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Oh, well, you finish this one.

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And then we'll get you to your
appointment. How about that?

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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The whole thing.

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Oh,

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yeah. Is that good?

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Oh, that's very good.

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Oh,

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that's it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, you're doing good.

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Oh, yeah.

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Suck that cock.

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Oh, fuck yes.

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Don't stop now.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh,

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yeah, that's it.

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Oh,

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that's it.

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Up and down.

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Get it all in there.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, yeah.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh.

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Oh,

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yeah, that's it. Mm -hmm.

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Oh, yeah.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, that's it. You're doing good.

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Oh, I tell you what.

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Do you want to do it for me?

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Yeah.

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Just bend over right there.

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Just to the roots of the white ones.

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Yeah,

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I think they're too good.

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what you want from everybody, huh?

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Here, you don't get any special
treatment.

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You're just like everybody else.

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I've got two more off.

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Here's me.

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I still get my deal, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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As soon as I get mine.

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your pussy.

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And that hurts little pussy ears.

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is cut.

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can keep that going.

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As long as I get my deal.

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Oh, you're gonna get a deal, all right.

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00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,210
All right, you keep that up. You're
gonna make me.

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You're gonna make me fucking come.

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And you're out of here.

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Yeah? You wanna get out of here?

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Yeah?

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Oh,

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right there.

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Oh, right there.

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Thank you for shopping with us.

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Am I good to go now?

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Yeah, yeah, you're good to go. You can
grab your stuff and, yeah, get out of my

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store.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, they had your husband for me.